Personal stories of a stay at home mom, who finds it funny to have been mislabeled as "white trash", but does have enough crazy reasons to make it somewhat true.
January 25, 2013
Maternity Shirt Wanted!
It's no secret. My uterus is beat! You know that point at the very end of your pregnancy where your maternity clothes don't even cover your belly? Well, I'm already at that point, and I have 5 weeks to go! I've outgrown all my maternity shirts, and I'm even too big for all Adam's shirts. Ok, well there is one of Adam's shirts that still covers my whole belly.
Lesson 173: the only shirt in your house that covers your pregnant belly says, "Deez Nuts" = white trash
I won't be leaving my house for the next 5 weeks. Just saying.